I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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