He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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