Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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