Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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