i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
where does the pee come out of this thing
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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