ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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