He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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