just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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