Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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