you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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