I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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