Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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