haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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