pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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