I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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