She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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