I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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