I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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