We won't sleep together?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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