Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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