do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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