Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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