at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Operation Purity has been aborted
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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