he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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