I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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