the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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