He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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