he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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