I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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