yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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