i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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