She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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