I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
