Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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