the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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