How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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