DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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