after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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