3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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