He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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