my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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