Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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