how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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