If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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