Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Randomize