i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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