small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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