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I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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