Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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