I hope mine doesn't look like that
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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