he wants to bone in the snuggie
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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