But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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