And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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