Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I believe in your delicious
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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