What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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