scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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